2009 LOST ITEMS
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Dr. Carl's big board of stuff is imposing, daunting and a little bit sexy. There are many lost things on it. Help us find them. Return them to us & convince an official that you deserve a semi-fabulous reward...collect a semi-fabulous reward.
2009 LOST ITEMS
- A new bike for Meghan
- Cockblocker
- Decendent of Charles Darwin
- Fart on cue
- Jellybean sculpture
- Original Musical Composition re: Burning Man
- Recite the US Army’s 3 General Orders
- Soccer mom
- Somali Pirate
- Super Soaker
- Surviving object from Burning Man, year 1
- Watermelon
- Working from Burning Man (what's wrong with you?)
- SAFE FOR WORK” donkey show
- 1 hippy-free hour
- 10 One-Armed Pushups
- 15+ year burner
- 3 tiered human pyramid
- 3-generation burner family
- 8 months pregnant
- A wireless signal
- Absinthe
- Acapella version of Welcome to the Jungle
- Alcohol donation
- An Ode to Dust
- Anthropological study on Burning Man
- Anyone accosted by a Burnier Than Thou
- Ass Paddle (better to beat you with)
- Assless overalls
- Astronaut
- Auction caller
- Awesome Paper Airplane
- B-list or higher celebrity
- Back from the Dead
- Barbie saved from death camp
- Bed bath AND beyond
- Belly dancer
- Ben Dover, Chanda Lear, etc. (Crazy Given Name)
- Best ass on the playa
- Best penis on the playa
- Best scar on the playa
- Best tatas on the playa
- Best va-jay-jay on the playa
- Biking under the influence
- Bitter Burner
- Blank stare
- Boomerang w/ demonstration
- Branding/scarification
- Brewery resident
- Broadway performer
- Bubbles
- Buddha vs. Jesus
- Cancer survivor
- Caveman
- Closeted gay
- Coffee Donation
- Concerned Citizen w concern
- contortionist
- Convincing Celebrity Lookalike
- Copy of "On the origin of species"
- Cougar and prey
- Couple willing to be wed
- Creative Cursing Cuntest
- Crystal ball w/ prophecy
- Dad?
- Daredevil with feat
- Darwin Fish
- David Bowie Eyes
- Deep Massage
- Dinosaur
- DPW worker
- Dr. Carl camp doppelganger
- Dr. Carl’s Camp Groupie
- Dr. named Carl
- Drunk furry
- Drunken Texan
- Dust storm dance
- Edible outfit
- El Chupacabra
- elected official in public office
- Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate
- Extra Digit
- Family of 5+
- Firefighter
- Flip-Flopper
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- Foppish Ne'er-Do-Well
- Found Person
- French maid
- From the Southern Hemisphere
- Genitalia puppetry
- Gerlach/Empire Resident
- Giant Cake with Person Inside
- Girl Scout cookies
- Glass Eye
- Gold teeth
- Guy taller than Vaughn
- Hairiest ass on the playa
- Hairy Larvae (will consider Larry Harvey)
- Handlebar mustache
- Hero
- High school sweethearts
- Hitler mustache
- HMS Bounty
- Holy cow
- Holy Grail
- Honeymooners
- I am missing first week of college to be here
- I was dragged to Burning Man
- I've lived in 10 different countries
- I've ridden 5 different animals
- Ice cream for ALL Dr. Carl members present
- Insect as Food
- Introspective Soliloquy Ending With A Transcendental Epiphany
- Issue of Piss Clear
- Juggling Act
- Kabuki performance
- Knight
- Land Shark
- Language barrier
- Large-scale Origami
- Largest Boobs on the Playa
- Levitation
- Lost clown
- Lost keys
- Lost Person
- Madoff Victim
- Man hands on a girl
- Manimal
- Married, divorced and remarried couple
- Meteorite
- MILF
- Millionaire
- Monkeys
- Multiple personalities
- Musical Bike
- Naked Virgin Burner
- Nitrous oxide (donation)
- Nobel Prize Recipient
- Obscure soda
- Oldest Burner 2009
- Opera Singer
- Origami
- Perform an Aria
- Periodic Table of the Elements
- Phrenologist
- Picture from a previous burn
- Picture in front of the trash fence
- Piece of the Berlin Wall
- Pink Slip (received for attending BM?)
- Pizza
- Plane/Boat crash survivor
- Playa wookie
- Polaroid of someone at trash fence
- Polygamist
- Potent potable
- Previous year Dr. Carl winner
- Published Author
- Puppet show
- Puss n boots
- Really Damn Good Magic Trick
- Regrettable name
- Regrettable tattoo
- Regrettable/botched plastic surgery
- Rockettes kickline (4+ people)
- Saw Player (as Instrument)
- Segway
- Self felatio
- Sexually suggestive beer kozy
- Silly Putty
- Slanket
- Slow motion fight
- Someone missing a limb
- Someone missing half their teeth
- Someone on at least 5 substances
- Someone we know that we didn't know was coming
- Someone who can make us smile
- Someone who’s been to space (100 miles up)
- Someone who’s in the mile-deep club
- Something that no one present has ever seen before
- Speeding ticket received
- Splits 3 ways
- Standup routine (must be deemed funny by Dr Carlians to win)
- Star wars trivia head to head vs. Chris
- Start A Fire With Two Sticks
- Steam-punk couple
- Stitches
- straight, same-sex make-out session
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Swingers
- Sword swallower
- Tall drink of water
- Tango Performance
- Team switch
- The missing link
- Three blind mice
- Thunder Dome victor
- Time Machine
- Titty tassels (bonus if can twirl in opp directions)
- Too much information/oversharing
- Transitional Fossil
- Tuvan Throat Singing
- Under skin implants (not breast)
- Unitard
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Ventriloquist
- Vestigial Tail
- Voo doo doll/child/lady
- Walk of shame
- Weekender willing to be berated by Meghan
- Witch Trial
- Worst lesbian ever
- Write a poem on someone (like, actually on them)
- WTF IS THAT???
- Yodeler
- Your Birthday Today
- Your Mom
