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Theme Camp
Theme Camps of the Past stuff moved to Theme Camp2007 and Theme Camp2008
Dr. Carl's Department of Collections
Mailing Address:
Recipient's Name (+ description if needed)
Dr. Carl's Dept. of Collections
TBD
c/o BRCPO
Burning Man
Black Rock City, NV 89412
Summary:
Dr. Carl's big board of stuff is imposing, daunting and a little bit sexy. Pick something from our big board, go out and find that something. Return to us, convince an official that you deserve a fantastic reward...collect a fantastic reward.
Physical Description:
The largest physical structure of our camp, after Vaughn, will be our 2 big boards of things to find. We estimate the board to be 15' high, 16' long and 8-10' deep. One board will contain all of the items/people we hope the community will find and bring back to us. To mesh with the theme each board will be contain artwork. As items are found they are moved from one board to the other thus revealing one piece of art while concealing another. Our camp will also include a 20' diameter dome+shade shelter, multiple camping tents, ?? RV's, a large truck, ?? cars, 2 showers/grey water evaporation pools and a burn barrel. Our small, discreet generator -are we bringing one?- will live amongst the parked cars to dampen the sound. We will run the generator only intermittently when needed.
Interactivity Description:
Dr. Carl's big board will be split into two large boards. On one board will be multiple items for the community to procure. These items will range from the small and mundane to the large and art carish. Our goal is to send people off to interact with the city around them and then return to us for a fantastic reward and a small celebration for completing the task. Be it a stamp from the BRCPO or a person dressed like an elephant we are sure the variety of people and things to find will provide entertainment and community wide interaction for all involved. Once an item is found the participant must return to us with said item and we will bestow upon them a semi-fantastic reward for completing the task! Our live-in neighbors (Trashistan) will provide their trademark heckling whilst assisting us in keeping the board active, fun and maybe a little bit interesting.
Our hope is to involve as many different people and inspire their interaction with as many different people as possible. Our new lighting scheme will ensure we can maintain 24hr interactivity. We look forward to not only encourage interaction with our camp and neighborhood but amongst the entire BRC community.
Clean Up:
Cleanup will entail the breaking down of camp and dividing our area into a grid. This grid will make it easy for all campers involved to scour for any moop. We will also have daily scans of our camp and surrounding area to make sure nothing is out of place. Our burn barrel will sit upon cynder blocks to prevent playa scarring. All grey water will be evaporated from our 10'x 15' evaporation pools with new and improved chicken wire evaporation system.", 'In an effort to leave the playa as we found it we will take the following steps to ensure minimal impact:',
- Clean up day will be Monday
- All wooden tiles on the big board will be screwed to the board securely to prevent achievement of wind motivated flight
- Many heavy duty garbage bags, and cans, to haul trash out in our truck
- Altoid tins for cigarette butts
- Rebar for staking everything down
- Sledge, vice grips, crow bar and work gloves for removing rebar
- All food will be stripped of packaging before arrival
- Excess wood will be burned
- All ashes from the burn barrel will be sealed in big rubbermaid containers for clean hauling
As we are including Trashistan in our plans we will yell at them as often as needed to keep them in line. In the event they do something ridiculous like leave stuff behind we'll scoop it up and dispose of it properly. Our combined presence is firmly LNT.
Behold:
New camp layout goes here
get your votes in now! 2009 tile list
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=rmbMhsPFokgoX8jhi4YcMog&hl=en
WAIT: before you click, you'll need the instructions!
once open, find the first free column (B1-20 something) and cast your vote.
Key:
1 = keep for 2009
0 (the number please) = get the f-to-the-uck off the list (we're sick of explaining what that is)
this list is editable and confidential 'cause we all know vaughn secretly wants to vote anyone taller then him off the island err... playa.
-thank you, your trusted tile committee
2009 "Lost" Suggestions (MEGHAN WANTS 50 FROM EACH OF US PEOPLE)
- One-Eyed Sir John Thomas
- WTF IS THAT???
- lolcat
- Land Shark
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Creative Cursing Cuntest
- A Carl Coffee Mug
- Barrister(with wig)
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Mungo or Mango
- Purple Rain
- Introspective Soliloquy Ending With A Transcendental Epiphany
- Borshcht
- Levitation
- Awesome Paper Ariplane
- Tuvan Throat Singing
- Transitional Fossil
- Weather Balloon
- 10 One-Armed Pushups
- Evolution/Intelligent Design Debate
- Anableps
- Vestigial Tail
- Meteorite
- Start A Fire With Two Sticks
- Primordial Ooze
- Humboldt Fog
- Foppish Ne'er-Do-Well
- Butt Plug (Unused)
- Carnivorous Plant
- Extra Digit
- Sarah Palin Devotee
- Convincing Celebrity Lookalike
- Ship Of Fools
- Lost Person
- Found Person
- Coprolite
- My Little Pony
- Jive Talker
- Flautist
- Larry Harvey Bobblehead
- Sagittal Crest
- Phrenologist
- Crumpets
- Claymore
- Frappuccino
- Really Damn Good Magic Trick
- Bearded Clam
- Deep Massage
- Bitter Burner
- David Bowie Eyes
- picture from a previous burn
- “SAFE FOR WORK” donkey show (requested by coffee zombies)
- “Dirty Dozens” (yo’ momma battle)
- picture in front of the trash fence
- caveman
- weekender willing to be berated by Meghan
- tall drink of water
- 3 tiered human pyramid
- cheer battle
- pi to the 10th digit
- best scar on the playa
- playa wookie
- the missing link
- biking under the influence
- fondue
- Dr. Horrible
- edible outfit
- akward silence
- bad case of playa foot
- someone who can make us smile
- umbrella – ella –eh –eh
- performance of ‘La Vie Boheme’
- ART CAR DRAG RACE
- Dr. Carl’s Camp Groupie
- portable CD player
- Musical Bike
- Sham-wow
- slanket
- handlebar mustache
- greek alphabet sung to ‘itsy bitsy spider’
- three legged race
- extra digit
- demonstration of the 5 ballet positions
- multiple personalities
- auction caller
- slow motion fight
- overly dramatic monologue
- Your Birthday Today
- anti-gravity
- steam-punk couple
- barbie saved from deathcamp
- BDSM demonstration
- dreamcatcher
- kachina doll
- used pregnancy test
- hitchhiker
- brand marks
- under skin implants (not breast)
- walk of shame
- high school sweethearts
2008 "Lost" list
scavenger hunt items - we need 224
- 1 hippy-free hour
- 10+ year burner
- 15+ body piercings
- 1st generation American
- 2.3 kids
- 3 generation burner family
- 3+ person bike
- 3rd nipple*
- 6 foot man-eating chicken
- 7+ scars
- AA chip
- absinthe
- air band
- alcohol donation*
- alien
- american flag apparel
- Anchovies
- angry boss
- animal control w/ capture
- animal slippers
- Aphrodisiac
- apple pie
- argyle socks
- art car drag race
- astronaut food
- baby burner
- Bacon, cooked
- Banana clip in use
- b-boy battle w/ beatboxer
- bedazzled fanny pack
- beer helmet
- Best ass on the playa
- best penis on the playa
- best tatas on the playa*
- best va-jay-jay on the playa*
- biodiesel art car
- bionic limb
- bite marks
- black belt in anything*
- black eye
- Bmorg rant
- brewery resident
- broken spirit
- brown coat
- buddha
- Bullet
- bullwhip
- burning man tattoo
- Byelorussian
- can of worms
- can-can dancers
- candy cigarettes
- Card Carrying Mensa member
- Carnie
- CEO of Fortune 500 company
- Cheerleader*
- Choreographed fight
- Chumby
- closeted gay
- coconut
- Coffee Donation
- comic book
- confederate flag with red neck
- contortionist*
- convicted felon
- couple willing to be wed
- Cowboy & Indian (chasing each other)
- crazy straw
- cryptozoologist
- cuban cigar
- cultist
- dancing queen
- DarkWad (evening hours, duh)
- Darwinism
- Dinosaur
- D-list or higher celebrity*
- DPW worker
- Dr. Carl camp doppleganger
- dr. named carl*
- dragon
- drunk furry*
- drunk sorority girl
- EL wire costume
- elected offical in public office
- Elvis
- Fairy Godmother Jack
- fake boobs
- False Prophet
- feather fountain pen
- firefighter
- flat tire
- flintstone vitamins
- Flock of unicycles*
- flying monkey
- folk singer
- foreign country id
- Formal wear
- French toast
- Funny joke
- gay for pay
- geisha
- Gerlach/Empire Resident
- girl pez
- Glory Hole
- God
- greencard
- grim reaper
- Group Song - Rainbow Connection (more than 10 ppl)
- guinness book record holder
- guy fawkes mask
- guy taller than Vaughn
- hairless person
- harmonica player
- harold's twin (glo-gnome)
- Hoosier
- Ice cream for ALL Dr. Carl members present
- illegal alien
- improv presidential debate
- insect
- interpretive dance on the American Dream
- issue of Piss Clear
- Jackalope
- jack-o-lantern of goodies
- Jazz hands w/ Fosse choreography
- Jedi*
- Jennifer Steele & Michael
- killer robot
- kiwi
- Larry Harvey (goddamnit)*
- life sized skeleton
- little tacos
- lounge singer
- Magic 8 Ball
- Mainstream clergy
- man in a pink tutu
- Man-boobs
- Marriage Proposal
- megaphone
- milky way
- Mirkin
- Missionary (position, otherwise)
- Monchichi
- monologue
- Moral compass
- Multi-racial married couple
- musical quartet
- naked frat boy
- Naked Virgin Burner
- native american
- Nemesis
- newlyweds
- nitrous oxide
- NKOTB paraphenalia
- NY Times
- Organ donor
- penguin (human size or larger)
- penis pump
- penis puppetry
- Pharmacist
- Pizza
- Playa sushi
- polaroid of someone at trash fence
- porn
- power point presentation
- Previous year Dr. Carl winner
- puppeteer w/ puppet
- rainbow
- real boobs
- red-headed step child
- regrettable tattoo
- ren fair fuck
- Republican
- round off double back handspring
- rubber ducky w/ song
- sailor hat
- Satanic Verses
- save the man protester
- scientologist
- Secret
- Self felatio*
- Self Full-filling Prophecy
- sexually themed art car*
- Shirtcocker
- Singin' Ranger*
- skis
- someone on at least 5 substances
- someone we know that we didn't know was coming*
- someone who speaks 4+ languages
- Someone with Raver Scabies
- star wars art car*
- stonewashed jean shorts
- straight, same-sex make-out session
- strap-on
- sucubus
- surf board
- sword play
- Tango
- Tank
- tanorexic
- Tarot reader*
- taxidermy
- Telekinesis
- totem
- tour guide
- truffle shuffle
- tuxedo t-shirt
- ukulele
- umpire
- Unrepentant Bush voter
- Used condom w/ participants
- vietnam vet
- water wings
- wmd
- you call that an art car?*
- Your Mom
- zombie
- blank cards (8)
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